Dearest Timothy, The holidays are over – thank goodness. Here’s my problem: I hate exchanging gifts with my family. It seems wasteful, it’s completely stressful, and no one ever seems to receive what they really want. Year after year, I … Continue reading
Timothy, Can you settle an argument between a coworker and myself? When out to lunch, she always asks for a cup for water and fills it up with seltzer. I think that she is stealing – she should be paying … Continue reading
Dearest Timothy, Halloween is over, but I have some serious post-holiday blues. Here’s the issue: I have always been too self-conscious to wear one of those overtly sexy Halloween costumes, but I have always really wanted to go for it. … Continue reading
Mr. Tidwhistle, Do you ever send food back at restaurants? I’ve had a bad run of luck when dining out recently, from receiving home fries instead of the requested french fries at a diner to a super disappointing, overly-salty salmon … Continue reading
Dearest Timothy, I’m going to a clothing optional pool party and I’m wondering if I have what it takes to fly free? Should I prepare to be the creeper in baggy trunks squinting at all the soft, sexy earth tones? … Continue reading
My wife always compiles her worries and concerns until we have to have a long, difficult, drawn out conversation. I would rather deal with something when she’s annoyed with me (e.g., I left my dishes in the sink again) and … Continue reading
As an apartment dweller, I don’t have much available space to work on my tan. Is it inappropriate for me to take my folding lounge chair to the apartment building’s front lawn?
TIMOTHY TIDWHISTLE IS AN ASSUMED NAME, BUT REST ASSURED HE IS A VERY REAL PERSON. IF YOU NEED ADVICE SEND US A MESSAGE AT HOLLER@THELOUISVILLEPAPER.COM —MGMT. Do you have any guidelines for when it is appropriate to flip people the … Continue reading